The Principality of United Oria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ori with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.751 billion United Orians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oria City. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United Orian economy, worth 432 trillion Shekel Orianies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,155 Shekel Orianies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Oria City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Oria's national animal is the Orian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orianisem.

United Oria is ranked 173,879^th in the world and 3,791^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.